Well, injuries have once again left me reeling. So, I'm looking to get a top pitcher. Not sure whether starter/reliever matters because of my bullpenning lunacy. Actually, now is a prime time to strike with some terrible deals, while I'm desperate and off-balance. So, I'm offering these pieces, but anyone else is also available.
OF Botol Gamarra- I just don't have room for him. He should be starting somewhere, and on a real team, not triple-A.
OF Tiago Celestino- Same as Gamarra, I don't have room for him, but he should start somewhere. You can't have both Gamarra and Celestino though, so pick one!
1B Sasha Matyushenko- You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but this dog is hitting .389 this year, so maybe you don't need to. Another player who I just can't fit.
2B Bing-zhong Lao- Lao- you guessed it- deserves to be on a major league team, but can't fit on mine.
Once again, these are just suggestions. Let me know if anyone else is interesting. I'm desperate, and I have literally no idea how tf this bullpenning is gonna work, so now's a great time to catch me off guard with a terrible deal that you somehow convince me to do!