Gallin Kirchbach - Big power bat waiting to hit 40 bombs in the right home. Rookie of the Year finalist (3rd place). Loves puppies and long walks on the beach. Great clubhouse guy, organizes great poker games which is how he got his clubhouse nickname Gallin "All-in" Kirchbach. You can't
not trade for this guy.
Minimum salary contract for two more years, I just like the guy and want to see him get playing time somewhere. If not moved he'll be a backup and vs RHP pinch hitter for me this season.
Everett 'Slug' D'Abernon - Another wonderful human being. Signed for $3.75M for two years with the second year being a player option. Put up 3+ WAR last season once he joined a class organization (no offense to Northwest and Beijing).
ALSO HE'S FROM MICHIGAN. Looking for relievers or a catcher. Also willing to swap arms for changes of scenery. And if you've got a great third baseman you'd like to send me I wouldn't be mad at you.