HAVANA -- My bad, readers. Should have had an update for you on this, like, the day it happened. I've been busy working on a pitch to Netflix about a self-directed biopic about myself. It's been a lot of work.
Anyway, the Dolphins hired Abilio Boye as skipper. Reached for comment, Boye said, "Dan you can't just text me, 'Give me a quote for my article.' You have to ask me a question or at least point me in a certain direction...... Dan?.... Dan our relationship is important to me, and this kind of unprofessional behavior sends a message that you do not value it similarly, and that hurts my feelings.... Dan?.... Fine, Dan. Whatever. Tell em I say I'm honored to remain on with the Dolphins as manager. We have an exciting mix of veteran leadership and talented young players, and I am looking forward to helping this group come together to live up to its full potential."
Dan Farnell